Startup culture is a world of buzzwords. Since no formal lexicon exists, SnapMunk periodically provides translations suited for employees in various professional scenarios. Please use the table below to select the appropriate ways of communicating to your coworkers that their ideas are terrible.
Instructions: When someone has a terrible idea, select your current role from the top row, then the role of the person with whom you are communicating from the left column, and proceed to read aloud the intersecting text.
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Louis is a Chicago-trained writer and comedian with beautiful hair, a pretty good face, and an abundance of modesty. With 10 years in technology and 15 in writing and producing comedy, his work can be read on www.cagematch.org, www.mcsweeneys.net, and numerous dismayed Facebook users’ walls (before being hastily deleted). He currently lives with his similarly gay boyfriend in the dystopian hellscape of Silicon Valley.
Louis is a Chicago-trained writer and comedian with beautiful hair, a pretty good face, and an abundance of modesty. With 10 years in technology and 15 in writing and producing comedy, his work can be read on www.cagematch.org, www.mcsweeneys.net, and numerous dismayed Facebook users’ walls (before being hastily deleted). He currently lives with his similarly gay boyfriend in the dystopian hellscape of Silicon Valley.
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Finance to Finance has to be some of the driest conversation around!
Having just started in corporate America fresh out of college, I find this funny. Even though I have not experienced many of these situations, I expect to. I will have to keep this in mind and follow along!
Things are a little creepy as I read through the matrix and realize some of these things have been said around me.
This is a very relevant matrix. Those of us that have office type jobs will be able to appreciate this!