From all of us here at SnapMunk, to all of you out there in the USA: HAPPY ELECTION DAY & HAPPY VOTING!
Sure, you may be choosing between a kick in the teeth and an uppercut to the crotch (we’ll let you decide who is which), but at the end of the day, you get to choose, and that freedom of choice is a beautiful thing. Gotta love sort-of-ish Democracy!! #BernieWho?
If you have already voted, we commend you on your commitment as a contributing citizen. Good luck to you. If you have yet to hit the booths, go cast your vote and just go ahead and pick who you genuinely think will do the best of job of running your glorious country—throwaways, shmowaways. If you’re Hispanic, feel free to let us know who’s going to win.
Vote with your minds, vote with your hearts, vote with your eyes, and vote with your ears. Under no circumstances should you ever vote with your genitals (Exceptions: American Idol, Dancing With the Stars, Anything That Has To Do With Olympic Volleyball), and definitely do not do what the Trumps did today when they went to the voting booths…
Yes, both Donald Trump and his son, Eric peeked at their wives’ votes. Yes, that’s Stage 5 Clinger Weird. Yes, Eric also tweeted a photo of his ballot. No, that’s not allowed in New York City. Yes, it looks like New York City (a.k.a., Nueva York) is where he voted. Yes, the tweet has since been deleted. Yes, that family actually exists.
Either way, it’s a big day for your country: enjoy it and make it yours.
And may the best person win.
Or may the even shittier person lose…however you want to look at it.