Yup, it’s here: a Super Mario game for your iPhone, iPad or iPod touch. It’s called Super Mario Run. It is designed in such a way that you can play the entire game with only one hand, and given how goddamn exciting this is, that is going to be entirely necessary. It costs ten bucks. They probably could have charged a thousand. The game requires iOS 8 and approximately 16 hours of your day, every day, for the next 30 days. If you have a job, you should probably quit.
Here are some screenshots:
Here is an introductory video:
And again, here is the link to the game on iTunes: Super Mario Run
Now stop standing around like an asshole and go get it.